partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post
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if someone adds “this” to a text post i’m not going to reblog it
that
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Lolol
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you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
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Fruity sativa goodness
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OMG, that’s so fucking cool! Someone from the science side of Tumblr needs to come along and tell me what’s going on here!
the bubble is freezing you fucking idiot
thank u science side of tumblr
Haha^
Insaaaane
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So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
Excuse me
It’s high-functioning sociopathsDo your research
SLOWMO GUYS
Lmfao
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Fucking eh lmao
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Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate barThis is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
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